Dirk v B
Been producing designs, smoothening user experiences and coding for over a decade now. Rolled into this role/industry mainly because I've got an incredibly short fuse when it comes to bad user experiences, and because I love anything related to computers.
If I see stuff that doesn't work, I'll throw myself at it like a well-syrupped pancake thrown at a window of opportunity. THAT's how much I love sticky situations. And crummy metaphors.